Texas Assassins

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

Favorite quotes/moments: assassin’s creed II

assassinscreedconfessions:

I wonder if the Parisian Catacombs will be in AC Unity. I miss the Catacomb missions.

assassinscreedconfessions:

I wonder if the Parisian Catacombs will be in AC Unity. I miss the Catacomb missions.

sixpenceee:

Where does your state fit in?

Also you maybe wondering what a couple of these are, and I’m happy to say I have posts/wiki articles on them that will clear that out for you.

BLACK EYED CHILDREN

ENFIELD HORROR

JERSEY DEVIL

BUNNY MAN

GOAT MAN

MOTH MAN

WENDIGO

SKIN WALKER RANCH

FLATHEAD LAKE MONSTER

WEEPING WOMAN

CARDIFF GIANT

lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

iwantyourskull77:

D-d-d-d-Drop the guards!

iwantyourskull77:

D-d-d-d-Drop the guards!

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry